THE MEAT DEPARTMENT

“A one-legged, cowboy meat manager and his estranged, M*A*S*H obsessed twin brother are all that stand in the way of the Vice-President’s plan to take over  the country.”

A POLITICAL COMEDY CAPER

THOMAS LOCKWOOD (26;  young Tommy Lee Jones type) runs the meat/meet department in the OMNI store. Now that everything is in one place, Thomas not only gives you the perfect cut of meat, but also the perfect companion and he’s not happy about it. Intensely independent, he decided to stay and become a member of the new province even though his parents warned him of impending doom before they fled the country. He couldn't leave, he felt an obligation to his fraternal twin brother—

KENNETH LOCKWOOD (26; young Tom Cruise type). Works for the United States Government in the Deeper State Department (under the State Department, past the Deep State Department). Smarmy and self- confident, he regrets his impulsive decision to go into government to spite his father. Estranged from Thomas, he is secretly an ally trying to protect his brother from the evil machinations of the oppressive, overreaching government that is, of course, run by morons. His greatest ally is—

PEGGY SUE is the AI program that controls everything in the Deep State Department. She has a soft spot for Kenneth and is instrumental in helping him destroy the central government before it can do the unthinkable. Always calm and measured, there’s a significant reason that she’s so attached to Kenneth.